WHAT I WANTED TO DO TO THE ANTI-ISRAEL PROTESTORS AT THE ISRAELI DAY PARADE
THE EXCUSE “SHOMER” GUYS MAKE
when my friend wants to get to shul on rosh hashana in time for the beginning of shacharit
when someone talks to me when i’m in the middle of shemonah esrai
when i tell people i learned mishna in elementary school
AND IT WASN’T PIRKEI AVOT, EITHER.